Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2343 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 116
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 505 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3245
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1224 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1630 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Runes Activated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ores Mined: 2871
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 162 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magic Items Found: 8062

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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