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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6593 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7061 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant cookie. now they have to fend off hungry zombies who mistake their home for a snack.
if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride around on llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see for yourself why targeted ads will become more efficient in accidentally diagnosing medical conditions, than you trying to use the actual healthcare system.