AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5965

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/bonelesscraft-the-server-where-chickens-roam-free-and-skeletons-have-no-bones/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	1034	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	164	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Dragon Eggs Found:	5375	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	981	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.