AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MonMon Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	2972
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/how-to-invite-people-to-a-hypixel-smp/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3612
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crops Grown:	1395	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.