AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	130

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/fastbox/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7542	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	1274

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	6122
Mines Excavated:	2957	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	274

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9363	Astral Projections Made:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!