AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	New Chunks Explored:	911944
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	625	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/sampev2-zubaya/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7748	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	6954	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5858
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3809
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Towns Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.