AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	1308
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	7903	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/any-a-petra-global-minecraft-smp/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	156	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	6155
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7085	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.