Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JavaJittersCraft

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Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	282	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TverTNTBoomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5393	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HangryCraft

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Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	157
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CloudVanilla.net

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◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	8697
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Star Shards Collected:	229	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!