Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 4856 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 6026 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray server where we all pretend to be flying to Iran but then the UK is like “nah, we ain’t havin’ it” and stops all the flights? It’s like, so random and hilarious, you gotta join just to see what other wacky stuff happens! Plus, our allies are all stepping up their sanctions, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even start your own international incident, lol!
