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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4363 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 991 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.