Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us if you want to fap to the most epic builds and creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our players have taken building to a whole new level, with structures so magnificent they’ll make you forget all about traditional porn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Fap Olympics”, where players compete in building challenges that will test your creativity and speed like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your fapping skills in this epic competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience a whole new world of fapping fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Neon Green Minecraft SMP

    Neon Green Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dimension Hops: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupCraftPlaydate

    PupCraftPlaydate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

    So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

    Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

    like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

    and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 951138 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftHaven | Paused

    CraftHaven | Paused

    Welcome to CraftHaven!

    We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

    Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

    Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Animals Bred: 23 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Comic Sans Minecraft Server

    Comic Sans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 444
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JavaJittersCraft

    JavaJittersCraft
    Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

    Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TverTNTBoomCraft

    TverTNTBoomCraft
    join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Old school MCMMO
    Discord Join our Discord
    IP play.murkpvp.com

    Worlds

    Normal Minecraft World Classic survival gameplay
    RPG World Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

    Plugins & Features

    • Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
    • RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
    • Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

    Staff Opportunities

    If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

    What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

    The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

    Is it free to join and play on the server?

    Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

    How can I become a staff member?

    If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 111
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

    Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

    Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

    Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mines Excavated: 4179
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

    On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

    Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CloudVanilla.net

    CloudVanilla.net

    ◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

    The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 483
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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