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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Villages Defended: 15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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