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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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