| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5531 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6215 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 237 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4019 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6918 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 595779 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8047 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4421 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 102 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4567 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3708 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 178 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 907 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6027 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2578 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 466999 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7896 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8601 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1056 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 40 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 84 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4286 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3502 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
