| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7290 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 134 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1861 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 266 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4025 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9261 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7410 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3204 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4490 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6105 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8027 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7034 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3101 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3791 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7507 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1869 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4334 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 154 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9856 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 6739 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9372 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4018 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 354 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
