| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 7139 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 172 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9850 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
