| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6639 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 953992 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2727 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
