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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2249 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
