Piss and sleep
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 621425 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 185 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8708 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
