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| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 5513 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 61 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 613 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 981 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 423 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4873 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 643 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 280 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3412 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
