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| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 257 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 168 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7629 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 49738 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 658005 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4974 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
