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| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 133 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 654248 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9616 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.
So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.
Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2868 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
