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| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7675 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 307 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 245673 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 841 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 554609 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Emeralds Found: | 2075 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
