Piss and sleep
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2772 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5454 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1410 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7778 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
| Farms Harvested: | 997 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8114 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 223707 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
