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| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 88 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where you can bet on your favorite feathered fighters and watch them duke it out in epic battles for glory and chicken feed prizes!
So come on down to our server and experience the cluckin’ madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate chicken sandwich champion!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But beware, the New Vegas fans have taken over and they’re not afraid to show their love for their favorite game. You’ll find yourself dodging deathclaws and battling cazadores as you try to claim your place in this crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing all the way to the creeper-filled bank. Who needs New Vegas when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 602 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.
So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9018 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 300 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 72 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 79 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5901 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
