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| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8306 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2890 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 16327 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Potions Brewed: | 84 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 350 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 7062 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
