Piss and sleep
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 114 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 558 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 278 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9206 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
