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| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3364 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7094 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5245 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 237 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 223 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1684 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4577 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4524 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2459 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6055 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5470 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
