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| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9462 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 316 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 274 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4710 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
