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| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 158 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2294 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 162 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2677 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 415 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 173 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2929 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 78 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 68 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
