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| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 828 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8206 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5547 |
| Farms Harvested: | 396 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8281 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 124 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 367 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6536 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
