Piss and sleep
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6333 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 102 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Crops Grown: | 6390 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
