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| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8209 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 254 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2081 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 4639 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 644251 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9289 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
