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| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1935 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8282 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.
But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4637 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).
So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 107 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.
But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.
But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.
Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1526 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is so epic, we once held a virtual bake-off competition where the winner got a real-life golden apple delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wolves.
So why join our server? Because here, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of exploding sheep. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 369 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a chance to witness the legendary battles between gigachads, where they use their superhuman strength to duel it out in epic PvP matches. Will you be able to stand toe to toe with these towering titans?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Beware of their sneaky tricks as you navigate through the world and try to survive their deadly pranks.
So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the gigachads reign supreme and the ninja chickens keep you on your toes. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 346 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
From LazuLight causing mischief to OBSYDIA bringing the drama, you never know what to expect on this server. Ethyria is filled with magical surprises, Luxiem is a land of endless possibilities, and Noctyx is where the party never stops.
ILUNA is a realm of enchantment, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines (even at night), Krisis is a place of epic battles, and TTT is where teamwork makes the dream work.
Join now for a chance to build, explore, and survive in this insane world of Nijisanji EN madness! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and discordfags – they’re lurking around every corner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 193 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you find yourself being chased by a floating pickaxe!
So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where anything is possible, even admitting your love for ff16!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 179 |
| Farms Harvested: | 739 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
