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| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken riding a pig! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat this feathered monstrosity and claim the treasures within.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Michigan Girl, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat her in a duel, she will grant you three wishes – anything from unlimited diamonds to a pet dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join Michigan Girl Recognize today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans and outrageous surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 552002 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?
So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Legend has it that Amelia once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and diamonds. And when a creeper tried to blow it up, she stared it down with her detective skills and made it explode in confusion. True story.
But that’s not all! Amelia is known for her impeccable sense of style in Minecraft. She once wore a pumpkin on her head for an entire month because she thought it brought her good luck. And you know what? She won every PvP battle during that time. Coincidence? I think not.
So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild and wacky as Amelia Watson herself, then look no further. Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).
So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.
Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 145 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 919495 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.
So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6771 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.
4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 55 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!
Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!
Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?
But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.
So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7062 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 905 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
