Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.
4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
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| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 3996 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.
And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.
But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?
Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
