Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Emeralds Found: | 8089 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 321161 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 163896 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
