Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7743 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
