2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

    MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

    we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

    but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

    Our Minecraft Server has:

    SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

    The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

    Server advantages:

    Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

    Our website: https://twenture.ru

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

    Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NeighborTrapCraft

    NeighborTrapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

    Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

    Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

    So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

    AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

    CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

    PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

    imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

    join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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