yo, dis server be like a dollar store on crack, cuz we got all da goodies for just $1! imagine gettin’ a diamond sword for a freakin’ dollar, dat’s unheard of in da Minecraft world.

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oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 8350 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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