Free to play open Minecraft Java server for Breach.gg community. We are looking for mods and admins. Free server hosting. Your suggestions: [email protected]
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.
Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as determined as you to make their dreams come true. We don’t just care about you, we care about you enough to drag you out of bed (virtually, of course) and help you build the life you’ve always wanted. With us, you’ll never feel alone or unimportant – because here, YOU are the star of the show.
So why wait for someone else to care about you when you can join our server and care about yourself in the most epic way possible? Don’t let life pass you by – grab your pickaxe and start mining for your dreams today!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: a group of players dressed as dragon girls, rebelling against the Halloween of 108! Fight epic battles, summon mythical creatures, and embark on quests that will leave you in stitches. And that’s not all – we have a water margin where you can sail the high seas and battle sea monsters like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Great Void Sea Battle is just another day in the life of our players. Join us for the most outrageous events and campaigns that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary dragon girl of the water margin.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo Clock Tower, where every hour on the hour, a giant cuckoo bird pops out and showers players with rare loot and enchanted items. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the elusive Cuckoo Armor set, you will become invincible and feared by all who dare to challenge you.
So come join us on the Biggest Cuck in Fiction Minecraft server, where every corner is filled with surprises, challenges, and plenty of cuckoo fun!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6822 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is no pushover – he’s got a diamond sword and a bad attitude.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether on our server, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman. Just be sure to watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a blaze’s mixtape.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves!
Or how about the time our resident Ender Dragon decided to take up knitting as a hobby and started leaving scarves made of ender pearls all over the map? You never know what you’ll find next in our wacky world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is full of supportive and understanding players who will always have your back. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
1. Our server is powered by magical unicorns who sprinkle pixie dust on your creations, making them 1000% more fabulous.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the dancing skeletons who guard it – they have killer moves!
3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they have been known to summon thunderstorms and rain down diamonds on the victor.
4. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Just hop on one of our friendly fire-breathing beasts and soar through the skies like a boss.
5. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and quirky players you will ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughter and shenanigans!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is a place where the craziest things happen, like creating OCs focused on women for all our fellow players to enjoy. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, check out our mega links and torrents for beast edit templates – because why not add a little extra wildness to your Minecraft experience?
So come on, join us in this madness and let’s create some unforgettable moments together. Just remember, leave the real-life stuff at the door – we’re here for pure, unadulterated fun and chaos!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5207 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the spectral poultry and claim victory?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing winning a prize of enchanted golden carrots. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but who knows what might happen when you’re playing with Cora Jade and her beau)!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
