| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.
But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 174 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!
Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.
So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?
Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.
Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.
Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.
2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!
4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!
Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!
And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.
Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.
And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
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| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!
4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1121 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
