🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3214	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Farms Harvested:	583	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Star Shards Collected:	184
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crops Grown:	1845
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

hypecity network

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Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	881127
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3103	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Villages Defended:	12