| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4003 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5239 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3837 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8031 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 143 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.
But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
