| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Enchantments Applied: | 204 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7314 |
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 517 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
