A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!
Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!
But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!
Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!
But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?
And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!
Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.
2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?
3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!
Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
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| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
