A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1446 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1292 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!
Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.
1.12.2 and later versions.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 37 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.
Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5318 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.
Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!
Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
