No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3104 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9019 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!
Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 193 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.
1.12.2 and later versions.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.
Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.
Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!
Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7203 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.
so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!
don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
