TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe
⚪️ — Free donation!
⚫ — Custom crafts and items!
⚪️ – Buyers!
⚫ — Clans!
⚪️ — Titles and ranks!
⚫ — Events!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 773403 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 92 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 293 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
