☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9431
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	2826	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Queers Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

“Youth, ACADEMIC, America, American education system, assignments, Class, Classroom, clowns, CREEPERS, curriculum, DetentionCraft, education, extracurricular activities, high school, learning, Projects, school culture, school life, socializing, Students, study, teachers, teenagers, tests

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8730	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Previous Thread: >>73907752

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

#workout, Anon, Anons, Bodybuilding, diet, email, Exercise, fit, FITNESS, health, insulting, insults, motivation, Muscles, nutrition, Russian, SlavCraft, slavs, Slurs, strength, Training, Unleash, wellness

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

abort, AbortCraft, abortion, controversial opinions, Didnt, ethical dilemmas, Family Values, feminism, gender equality, GLAD, Minecraft, morality, parental influence, parents, personal choice, Players, Political debate, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive autonomy, reproductive rights, sexual behavior, slut shaming, social pressure, societal expectations, societal norms, Women’s Health

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	272

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

#pikachu, collide, Content Creation, Content Creator, CREEPERS, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, Live streaming, ONLINE, Online Community, pokecraft, pokemon, pokemon fan, pokemon streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, STREAMS, twitch, Video game culture, video games

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

#CurrentEvents, #socialissues, banter, blocky, boomer, Conversation, culturalawareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, generationaldivide, Inclusivity, Newzealand, onlineforum, perspective, pixelated, prejudice, Puzzles, racism, racist, reddit, Sensitive, societalnorms, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4349
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.